COVER STORY... DAVID BECKCHAM

Why wouldn't you want to celebrate any occasion with David Beckham. British GQ Magazine gets it. That is why they have put David on the cover for their December issue celebrating their 20th year anniversary.  Cheers to that umm K!!!

LINDSAY LOHAN'S NEW ALBUM COVER...

Hollywood's bad girl Lindsay Lohan is coming out with another album called Spirit In The Dark. Umm, she ain't lying! If anyone's spirit is in the dark it's Lindsay's. I do be thinking she looks real cute on her cover, though. The 'lil witch's album comes out November 4, 2008.  Go vote instead! 

FAN MAIL!

Thanks Bucher from Chicago for making me this picture. Sooo Sweet!

GIVE ME "D"! FOR DAKOTA FANNING

Super actress Dakota Fanning took time out of making movies to just be normal. Cheering at a football game for her school The Campbell Hall Episcopal School in LA.

I always wanted to be a cheerleader. Damn it! You should always follow your dreams people!

AIN'T THAT SOME BULL****!

AIG, which received over $120 billion as bailout, was under fire for hosting a $400,000 retreat at the St. Regis in late September and has gone and shoved its ass right in our faces again.  After saying how sorry they were for spending so much AND after consider using more of that bailout money to take out "ads" explaining their point of view, they are still hosting another event; an "educational" retreat for about 200 at the Ritz-Carlton in Half Moon Bay, CA.  Taxpayers paid for that so I'm expecting my invite soon.  Click on the title for more.

IT'S "TWILIGHT" AT VMAN

OUR man Robert Pattinson and his "Twilight" boys will be in a spread for VMAN's next issue, out October 21st. They can all bite my neck.  At the same time. Hehe.

UR NOT SO GAY

Hil Duff and Comedian Wanda Sykes have teamed up with the GLSEN and The Advertising Council for an ad campaign called "Think B4 You Speak."

SNEAK PEAK PICTURES OF BRITNEY SPEARS "WOMANIZER" MUSIC VIDEO

Britney Spears is finally back-ish to the Britney we love and want.  The comeback music video will premiere on Friday, October 10.

NICK NOLTE'S HOME GOES UP IN FLAMES

Nick Nolte's Malibu home went up in flames early yesterday faster then a meth lab on sunny day.  Los Angeles Fire department came out to the actor's mansion around 11:34AM.  The home is believed to have suffered around $1.5 million in damages.  Allegedly crazy didn't know that alcohol and fire are a deadly mix.

MADONNA SAYS, "SARAH PALIN IS NOT INVITED TO THE SHOW!...SARAH PALIN HAS TO GO!"

If the Queen Bee says Sarah Palin has to go, then maybe, just maybe, we have to knock her out of the race by making sure we VOTE for the right person.

MARKUS IS THE DRUG IS A HIT!!!

My profile was THE "Featured Profile" on the front page of Myspace Fashion today. Also featured under "Trend Spotting" is my new fast friend and latest obsession Lady Ga Ga. You're welcome myspace fashion... I mean, thank you!

VOTE!

As we have brought up before friends, it is so important to vote and get your opinion heard. Time is running out to register and in some states the voter registration deadline could have already passed. Remember, you can't vote unless you've registered so check out the links below for info on how to do it.

For Californians, go here to download or print out the form to register:
http://www.sos.ca.gov/nvrc/fedform/Default.aspx

For everyone else in the United States, go to this link, enter your address, and you will be provided links to your states registration website :
http://maps.google.com/vote

And for our worldwide readers, please encourage anyone you know who can vote in the US to do so because it can affect all of us.

thanks friends

markus and pierre

THE SARAH PALIN CHRONICLES: FUN TIMES WITH AN ALASKAN GOVERNOR, REPUBLICAN VP NOMINEE, AND MOTHER; BELIEFS, THOUGHTS, AND MUSINGS

by pierre baltadano

I know we've posted several of Sarah Palin's interviews and clips of Tina Fey as Sarah Palin, but she is just too good.  Can't wait for the VP debate tonight on CNN.  The following clips will be several, but they will offer insight into the deep, cavernous, and insightful mind of this woman. I give you, The Sarah Palin Chronicles: Fun Times With an Alaskan Governor, Republican Vice Presidential Nominee, and Mother; Beliefs, Thoughts, and Musings

On Babies, Baby Killers, and Baby Killings Prompted by Rape

On Shoring Up the Economy, This Globalization That We are a Part of In This World, and On Healthcare Reform and, Oh, On Job Creation and Shoring Up the Economy

On "The Maverick," Examples of His Legislation, and On The Diligent Research Skills She'll Use to Bring Katie Couric More Info

On Her Belief That Individual States Can Best Handle What the People Within the Different Constituancies Within the Fifty States Would Like to See Their Will Ushered In In an Issue Like That, Mmm, and On How She Could Go Through the History of America to Find a Supreme Court Ruling to Take Issue With

On Comments That, "I don't know, you know, reporters," Mocked, Russian Trade Missions Back and Forth, and On Making Sure That an Eye is Being Kept on Russia as Putin Rears His Head 

MADONNA'S DIRECTORIAL DEBUT

by pierre baltadano




I think it looks better than I would have expected.  Thoughts?

SELENA GOMEZ... ONE OUTFIT, TWO DIFFERENT MORNING SHOWS

Ouch! Who lied to Selena and told her this would be ok? Seriously it takes ten to fifteen minutes to change to your next outfit.  She could have taken the pins out of her hair, changed her blouse, and, just like magic, a whole new outfit. Tis, tis my little witch.

Ok, so as I'm writing this post my friend Rob Williams AIM's me and I ask him about it and he says, "I think this makes her seem normal. Like a librarian."

What do you think?

SHE'S BACK

DIESEL'S 30TH ANNIVERSARY GETS DIRTY-ISH

Diesel's SFW XXX Party Clip - Watch more free videos

Is this SFW porn NSFW?

RIP PAUL NEWMAN

Paul Newman, the Academy Award-winning actor and legend with those bright blue eyes, heart of gold, and foods that help others, has passed away after a battle with cancer at his home in Westport, Connecticut.  Rest in peace Paul Newman.

AMY WINEHOUSE HAS FINALLY LOST IT!

Girl has gone off the rocker! Get it Amy.

FAN MAIL

Sunshine from myspace rules! Much love! YA DIGG?

WHERE I GO, JONATHAN GOES...

This is very true as of late. It turns out having an assistant is working out well for me. I told Jonathan, "Where I go you go." He took this a little to literally on the red carpet to the grand opening of HLNR store on Robertson Blvd.

I'm giving you, Dracula Chanel. You're welcome!

FAN MAIL

Love is the drug...

iCHAT WITH JOHNNY WUJEK AND AARON STERN...

Stylist Johnny Wujek is New York checking out Fashion Week and he staying with "OUR" good buddy Aaron Stern.

Division Street

ADRIAN GRENIER ON THE VIEW

Why does Whoopi Goldberg sound like Kizzy in Roots? After this interview I think I like Entourage's Adrian Grenier a little more.

THOSE M*****RUCKERS!

by pierre baltadano

As I was leaving for the Blender party, this "informative" commercial, paid for by those corn peeps, literally stopped me in my tracks.  Those mother f'ers full on put out this crap.  Lies as big as those obese children drinking all those cheap drinks.  Yes, I'm pouring on the Hate-orade.  And yes, Gatorade also has HFCS.

Apparently there is another one too:

Go on man, let your girl feed you that popsicle.

MARY-KATE AND JONAH HILL?!

So it's going around that MKO is steppin out on her man Nate Lowman with Superbad's Jonah Hill. It seems like that might be too much for MK to handle but hey, the girl's gotta eat right? You have your cake and eat those muffins too MK.

The best part for Mary-Katy dating Jonah Hill is she has and endless amount of flannel shirt dresses... Thanks Jonah!

AND IN POLITICS...JON STEWART IS AMAZING

by pierre baltadano

MADONNA AND MARKUS ARE THE SAME...

KATY PERRY IS ESTELLE'S AMERICAN GIRL...

Katy Perry and British singer Estelle hung out in New York.

Fun Fact: Katy's bus driver for Warped Tour is now Estelle's bus driver for her tour.

LOVE IS THE DRUG ...

THANKS AMY LYNN...

WTF MARKETING PEOPLE! THIS IS SAD...

See more funny videos at Funny or Die

Say no to racism people.

BEST OF "POT PSYCHOLOGY"!!

by Pierre Baltadano

The doctors of Pot Psychology are in and they have released a Best Of video.  I love these kids.

                 
The Highest of Pot Psychology from Pot Psychology on Vimeo.

HOT DAD GAVIN ROSSDALE IS BRINGING HOME A BABY BOY

Gwen Stefani gave birth to baby boy Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale at 12:46pm today.  He weighed 8 1/2 lbs.  Gwen and Gavin already have a two- year old son Kingston. Congratulations to this beautiful family!!!  I do have to say the name is kind of crazy. Can you imagine this poor kid in school, while everyone is done with their test little Zuma will still be writing out his name. Too much.

JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE FOR, WELL, FOR JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE

I want my own label!   Justin Timberlake was shot for his clothing label William Rast.  It's a pretty smart move for his label cause 'lil child can just advance its image himself.  For free too! Oh, and he's looking alright don't ya think?

THE JONAS BROS ON CHELSEA LATELY...

I never knew my favorite boys appeared in an interview on Chelsea Lately!  

WHO KNEW!

by pierre baltadano

Did anyone catch NBC's Bob Costas' interview with President Bush?  During the Olympics?! I thought it was amazing and what was good is that I felt that it wasn't trying to push Bush into a corner or asking him questions to create headlines.   I felt that Costas was just asking out of pure journalistic intrigue and pursuit for justification and clarification for the rhetoric created by the current Administration.  Sorry if politics feels a little off but it was a gem for me to find this while leisurely watching the Beijing Games.  

Now, the vids keep getting removed from YouTube so it's been tough getting one to stick, (hmm), but above is one that I've seen sticking the longest.

MEET OUR FAVORITE NEW DJ...JESSE MARCO

by Sabrina Bacon

Jesse Marco is just 21 years old, but this native New Yorker, who has already established himself on the nightlife scene for his fast hands and keen ear, has now successfully crossed over into the fashion world.

Still a student at NYU, Jesse spins regularly at a number of boldfaced nightspots in the city (including Stam and Lily favorite 1Oak.) Oh, and did we mention that he counts Jay-Z and Kanye West, as well as fashion royalty Marc Jacobs and Kate Moss amongst his audience members?


Recently, in addition to spinning many venues like Rock the Vote's official Lollapalooza after-parties at the Hard Rock Hotel, a French Connection party, a post-CFDA awards bash hosted by IMG at Goldbar, and the Calvin Klein “Secret Obsession” Fragrance launch (that never saw the light of day), Jesse has also just signed a modeling contract.

In his first week with his agency, he shot a campaign for London (and soon-to-be New York) giant Topshop, and has also worked with fashion favorite Terry Richardson on a Uniqlo campaign.


But, as Mark Ronson once said, it’s Jesse’s prowess in the DJ booth that merits the most praise. “Jesse’s adept technically and knowledgeable about umpteen genres of music,” the Grammy-award winning producer told Page Six Magazine. And, assuredly, his recent line-up of gigs would indicate that the city’s tastemakers have taken notice of this fresh, young talent and the energy he creates.

You can check Jesse out at www.myspace.com/thedjjm, and of course, keep an eye out for him in TopMan when it opens on Broadway!

BREAKING NEWS: TILA HAS "TERRETS"... AND IN OTHER NEWS, SHE IS ALSO A JACKASS

by pierre baltadano


I think Tila was educated by Tyrone Biggums (see vid below) cause pour 'lil girl has gone and announced that her new album will be called I Have Terrets. She recently hit up her MySpace and announced that she would be releasing this gem of an album to help us "hot bitches get up...shake [our] asses and pop that booty!!!!," which I am all about. It helps the blood flow. Thanks Tila! Oh, and I think she MEANT to say Tourette's. 

                          

CATCHING UP WITH FERRAS... CHICAGO TIMES

So its been forever since I've seen my gay BFF Ferras. Its hard not to spread yourself thin when your two best friends are major label recording artist that both happen to be on Capitol records. So I was out of my mind excited to hear that Katy and I's paths would be crossing with Ferras in Chicago. My lil Cholita Ferras was in Chi town to perform at LOLLAPALOOZA along side of Kayne West, MGMT, Uffie, The Ting Tings and such as and such as.

KATY PERRY RECEIVES A GIFT FROM BETSEY JOHNSON

So this past weekend I went with my new fast friends Erin Lucas, Marissa Rubenstein and my old fast friend Mia Moretti to the Hamptons to meet up with the ultra fabulous super fashion icon Betsey Johnson. B.J. was showing off her 2008 eyewear to the Hamptons A-ish list-ish. The fashionista has a message for our 'lil cholita Katy Perry. Enjooooooy!



Katy P loved her gift Betsey. She whored it that night at her perfomance at Warped Tour in Englishtown, New Jersey

HARRY POTTER AND THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE

It's here! I can't wait to see this.

WOW A CAR JUST FOR THE "GAYS"... THANKS SAAB

So I'm reading an article on my BFF Ferras that my other BFF Katy Perry showed me on GayWired. So I'm reading and then I notice this ad for Saab. The ad reads, "Because not all roads are straight," and right below that it reads, "Ride one today." That reminds me of ads BMW had all over West Hollywood not too long ago that read, "Hard top. Firm bottom. It's so L.A."

BROOKE HOGAN IS NOT INTO VOTING... SHOCKING

Brooke HOgan is an idiot. I'm not surprised that she would say somthing so idiotic as "I am actually not that much into voting."  

DJ GROUPE E(R)!

by pierre baltadano

Ain't this some shit. So our good friend and awesome DJ Mia Morretti (aka DJ Group E) was minding her own damn business while walking down the streets of NY when out of nowhere, this brick/rock thing knocks her in the middle of her head mid-text. She's bleeding of course but manages to walk over to her friend's bar to get cleaned up. They called the paramedics but crazy-wonderful girl that Mia is, she refuses to go so she walks home after they clean it up! Well, while taking a second look in the mirror, she decides that the scarring would be pretty crazy so she ends up WALKING to the hospital to get it looked at. Well, THREE staples later and with no pain meds, the girl is iChating with me and telling me all about it.   The whole thing is straight out of a movie.  Hero that girl is.  Hero.

TERMINATOR SALVATION TEASER...

by pierre baltadano

That Christian Bale is a busy boy.  First up is The Dark Night which hits theatres this week, which I will most definitely catch in IMAX style, followed by the Terminator Salvation in Summer 2009 and two other films by the end of 2009.  Check out the teaser trailer for Terminator Salvation featuring Bale as John Connor here.

OH THAT THERE HAIR!

by Pierre Baltadano

What would I have done if these came on TV and I had seen them?  All I know is that them hairdo's are A-mazing.

RADIOHEAD "HOUSE OF CARDS" VIDEO

by pierre baltadano

Ever since I heard about this video I've been curious about how it would look.  Radiohead, ever the innovators, chose to create this music camera-free "video" using lasers and manipulatable data.  Yes, YOU can manipulate it!  (I don't want to kill it but it's pretty simple).  Check the vid below and manipulate here. 

[Gizmodo.com]

POT PSYCHOLOGY...

by pierre baltadano

So I've been catching these video blogs called Pot Psychology put on by Tracie Egan, a.k.a. Slut Machine, at that great clap-havin' blog Jezebel.  I started tuning in around the second or third episode in mid-December-ish and I have loved her and her friend Rich's great advice on viewer questions such as: "My Roomate is Bulimic. What Should I Do?" and, "Does the Horrific Taste of Vagina Become Less Vomitous as I Get Used to Oral?" and, "I Have 3 Tiny Bumps the Size of a Pinhead in a Row at the Base of My Dick.  What Are These?: P.S. Is It Bad/Weird to Hookup With People You Meet on the Internet for Sex?"  They are heroes.

THE SECRET LIFE OF THE AMERICAN TEENAGER...

Really ABC Family? "The Secret Life Of The American Teenager?" Really? How about, "The secret life of a creator of a show with a bad title." The only great thing about this show is that Molly Ringwald has a job. I think it also stars Kim Kardashian. It's the Jaime Lynn Spears story! Loves ABC family! "Are you having a baby?" Best thing I heard all day.

HANCOCK HITS #1 AT THE BOX OFFICE ...

Will Smith proves he may be Hollywood's superhero. His new flick, Hancock brought in $66 million this past weekend knocking out the competition.  You're welcome!

DREW BARRYMORE AND JUSTING LONG CALL IT QUITS...

His last name may be Long but his relationship with Drew was short. I guess in Hollywood time it was a good run. The rumor I started was that they broke up after Justin Long caught Drew using a PC. AAAAAAAAAW! He Ike and Tina'd her so quickly. Just kidding.  A rep for Drew Barrymore's told US Weekly that they are still friends. The irony of this is that Drew and Justin are both starring in He's Just Not That Into You. Huh, a little early for a publicity stunt - movie's not due 'til February 2009.

COVER STORY... PETE WETZ

Ambiguous Pete Wentz is on the cover of August 2008 Out Magazine. I know Pete through friends, I've read about Pete and his band Fall Out Boy, but I really feel like this article in particular shows a more vulnerable side of this sensitive music mogul. Pete Wentz shares with Out about being teased in school and how the name calling and rumors never seems to stop into adult hood and now marriage.

Pete on being "Out"-

“There’s part of me that’s like, Fuck you, I do what I want.”

“Homophobia is the last acceptable hatred.”

"“Our culture bombards us with this idea that you’re not that, and if you are that, there’s something wrong with you, and then we’re going to call you that, and then it’s an insult.”

For more on of this very open interview click here

GAP FIRE...

by pierre baltadano

I'm in my home town of Santa Barbara for a bit and it's been a crazy homecoming.  Santa Barbara, along with other counties in California, is fighting a major fire that is only minimally contained, 5% last I checked. Wednesday and Thursday nights were met with power outages in the northern regions, while at least 1,000 evacuations have taken place.  I have had friends lose their homes in past fires and this one is just as unnerving.  The Governor has issued a State of Emergency and the Gap Fire has become the priority fire danger in the state.  Let's hope for the best resolution.

[KEYT] and [LA Times]

MADONNA SUPPORTS YOUNG DESIGNERS ...

Behind the scenes for Madonna's Ella Magazine photo shoot with stylist Arianne Philips...

HELLO, MCFLY!

by pierre baltadano

Kobe Bryant arrived at UNDFTD's Santa Monica location in a DeLorean for the release of Nike's Back to the Future inspired Hyperdunks.  The first 10 people in line got to meet the Kobe and get an autograph.  Some of those crazies actually waited more than 24 hours.  It's a sweet shoe but I'd rather not wait in line and since some have already showed up on ebay for $2,000.00, I'm pretty much SOL (unless some angel out there wants to get me a pair in size 9.5).  Here are more pics.

[hypebeast.com]

YSLSS09

by pierre baltadano

i previously posted a video of a presentation for yves saint laurent.  here is a new video released that was presented for the YSL Spring/Summer 09 collection at Paris men's fashion and featuring actor jack huston. like the last YSL vid, this is a different approach to presenting a line.  check it.

QUANTUM OF SOLACE TRAILER!

by Pierre Baltadano

Here is a nice widescreen-format Trailer for the new James Bond film Quantum of Solace, which releases on November 7. I can't wait.

AMY WHINEHOUSE DISS ON KANYE WEST

During Amy's soundcheck for her performance at Glastonbury Music Festival, on Saturday evening Amy sang into the microphone, "At least I’m not opening for a cock like Kanye”
To hear the audio click here

Kanye's response, "This just in... Amy Whinehouse hates me!! Now I've really made it!!! LOL!!!"

VITAMIN WATER HAS CARRIE UNDERWOOD HORSING AROUNG...

American Idol winner Carrie Underwood has teamed up with Vitamin Water.  I want my own Vitamin Water called Markusisthedrug Fruit Splash Elixir - It'll be a fruity hangover elixir and pick-me up.

PLAY WITH JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE...

No, not in the way we would all like too. Justin Timberlake ads as Givenchy's newest fragrance spokesmodel for "Play" have been released. Ok I'll "Play" all day long.

COVER STORY... BARACK OBAMA

Our future President, Senator Barack Obama, is on the cover of Rolling Stone. Even though they gave Katy Perry a bad review I'm thinking you might want to go out and buy this issue that comes out July 10th, 2008. You know it's one of those collector's issues. You're welcome.

COVER STORY ... VANESSA HUDGENS

Cosmo Girl has the High School Musical star Vanessa Hudgens for the July/ August issue.

Nessa on romance- “If you really love someone, you shouldn’t have to work at it.”

MARKUS AND ETHAN VIDEO BLOG...

I did a video blog with Katy Perry's band leader Ethan Roberts.

J'ADOR JUDE LAW + DIOR HOMME SPORT

Jude Law is now the face of Dior Homme Sport. Jude just wrapped shooting the commercial for Dior in the Bahamas. I think Jude Law is a perfect choice for Dior. I'm thinking short shorts.

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY THIS SUNDAY SO HAVE FUN THIS WEEKEND Y'ALL

by Pierre Baltadano

(Spechally dedicated for shanny and andrew)

THE KATY PERRY WARPED TOUR FAMILY...

With a few add ons.

OLIVER MARTINEZ AND COLIN OWENS ARE THE SAME...

Rumor has it that hottie Colin Owens is the new boy of the MTV reality show The Hills. I think he's worth keeping a eye on. Plus, Lauren and Audrina need something hot to look at - the boys on the show are so fugly and boring. You're welcome.

3RD TIMES A CHARM FOR GWYNETH PALTROW

Buzz around the blogging cooler is that Gwyneth is with child. Mrs. Chris Martin was quoted in Harper's Bazaar magazine saying “I may force myself to do it one more time because the result is so worth it." I wonder what annoying name she can come up with next; I say name the baby Pie. So she could yell, "Apple Pie get over her right now" or "Apple Pie, not before dinner." Hahahaha.

SHADY, SHADY, SHADY...

Jacob the Jeweler is blinging his ass all the way to jail. According to TMZ, this baller jewlery maker is on his way to two and half years in prision for lying and laundering $270 million in drug profits. See, that's what happens when you get all greedy. It's not cute. JJ created jewelery for some of the most wealthy and influentual people in the world, including P Diddy. I wonder how this is is going to affect his business?

MARY-KATE OLESEN WHO?

MK is going to make a guest appearance on ABC's Samantha Who? The episode is scheduled to air this fall. You go girl!

WORKING OUT IN YOUR UNDERWEAR JUST GOT HOTTER ...

Armani has David Beckham working out in his underwear. Please don't try this at home unless you are David Beckham. Actually, this might be the look Katy and I go for on Warped Tour because it's so freakin hot! In the shweaty balls kind of way. Hmm...underwear and balls...

THANK YOU TO THE MAKEUP INDUSTRY...

The funny part is that this is just how they do Carmen Electra's makeup for her MAC Cosmetics ads

FEATURED MYSPACE CELEBRITY ICON KATY PERRY

MySpace has put Katy Perry on the front page of Myspace Celebrity. My girl is popping up everywhere. Also, Perez texted Katy P last night to inform her that she has two songs in iTunes Top 100 downloads: I Kissed A Girl is #1 and Hot And Cold is #33. WOW! Talk about getting on top. GOGOGO!

WANT TO WALK IN HUGH HEFNER'S SHOE'S?

Well now you can. A shoe company called 333 has come out with a line of shoes called the Hugh that is fit for the Playboy daddy himself. Wanna buy the Hugh click here.

RIHANNA ON THE TODAY SHOW...

Rihanna performed on The Today Show at Rockefeller Plaza in New York City.

Keeping It Cool...Summer's Shorter Shorts

by Fernando Pichardo

Hermes

Tom Brown

As green-house gas emissions continue to climb and polar ice continues to melt, summer on Earth just might turn out to be a perpetual affair. As the temperatures rise, a new wardrobe is in order, as evident in the collective consciousness of the creative crew. Last year fashion designers sent out their adonis model troops marching clad in short-shorts, previewing looks for this spring and summer - it looks like our future will not only be a hot one, but one with shorter hemlines. For now, the look is not for the thigh-shy, but adaptation will occur if the need arises.

"SHE'S GOING TO BE A STAR"...RAVE REVIEW

The LA Times gave miss Katy Perry a raving review.

"Points deducted for making the heart sign with her fingers. Points added for the scissor-kick off the monitor."

"Strawberry balloons. She’s gonna be a star."

For more on this review click here

PRESS-ISH ...READ ALL ABOUT IT!

Well, well, well. A shot out to the gays for her gay. I found this interview Katy Perry did for HX Magazine with Brandon Voss in the Pride issue.

"I’ll walk into a party with Markus and we’ll say, “If he’s your team, you can have him; if he’s on my team, I’m going to take him.” At the end of the night, someone ends up with him."

What are you doing Katy? I'm not a slut. Truth be told I haven't had a date in over a year. Yes, I've had a few drunken indiscretions but when I mean a few, I mean a few. OMG what a bitch, I'm trying to get married. And you know what they say, no ones going to buy the whole freakin ice cream truck when your handing out the popsicles for free.

For the rest of this very fairy interview click here

BEFORE THE ECHO

by Pierre Baltadano

today i woke up with this in my head; swear i'm not depressed!


michael andrews - before the echo

ITS NICE TO WISH FOR THINGS TO WISH TO WANT... AGAIN, AGAIN

Things I had to have on Warped Tour '08 are: My laptop (MacBook Pro) , Supra Shoes, Kr3w skull t-shirts, a book (The Beautiful Fall), Shampoo (Nick Chavez), and something I cannot live without is my Black Berry. Oh and my flip camera. You're so most definitely welcome.

WANTED...

Is the feeling I had after meeting Anne-Marie Duff, wife of James McAvoy. She was at the after-party for her husband's LA premiere of Wanted that I went to with my mischevious friend Andrew Garfield who twisted my arm to go to this festive party. Just kidding, I will go to the opening of an envelope. EEk. Whatever I met this wonderfully sparkly and masterful actress. Click here to see a trailer of The Waiting Room.

Fun fact: James McAcoy "wanted," he he, and auditioned for the part in Lions For Lambs that Andrew Garfield snagged.

BRITISH KNIGHTS ARE BACK!

by Pierre Baltadano

Where they ever gone? I remember these and those Reebok Pumps and the L.A. Gear shoes. Wow, that goes way back. And those commercials! BK the shoes that are hot the shoes that are wow.

TEN MILLION THINGS AND THINGS!

by Pierre Baltadano

Comcast has been busy putting all those cable company monopoly monies to amazing use. Check out their new beyond-HD that is made up of 10-million pixels and cost the $22 million to produce from design through installation. It was built by a company called Barco for Comcast's new Philadelphia headquarters. I would love to play some video games on that bad boy (minus the ridiculous gaps created by the doorways) and it would make an insane computer monitor. So who will be the next contender in this piss contest?




[via Deputy-Dog.com]

JANE FONDA, ENTERPRISE WANTS THEIR HONDA ...

So I'm at Enterprise rent a car on Ivar and Yucca in Hollywood returning my car because I'm on Warp. So the guy at the desk is on the phone and is like can you tell miss Fonda we've been to the house twice and we are getting ready to have a tow company confiscate it. Hahaha. Sometimes celebrities are such assholes about that type of stuff. GIVE BACK THE CAR! Give it girl, giveit, giveit girl!

FU** BUDDIES ARE FOREVER ...

Chris Crocker is letting everyone one know that he doesn't want a pat on the back. He wants a pat in the sack. He doesn't want friends that don't want to fu** him. I'm picking up what he's laying down. Hahaha. Loud and clear Chrissy!

THE KISSY GIRL IN QUESTION ...

So for all you Katy Perry I Kissed A Girl and I liked it fans. I am going to reveal the girl that Katy can't help but kiss. Her name is Shannon Woodward and she's Katys BFF. Trust me, she's very kissable but it was all very innocent you perverts. Just ask her super actor boyfriend Andrew Garfield. You're Welcome...

WRITE ABOUT WHAT YOU KNOW ...

So I write about Katy Perry and well it has been a Katy P packed week. It started off with stylist Johnny Wujek and I teaming up again to style Katy Perry's record release party. That meant styling Katy, Perez Hilton, four band members, two models, Katy's super assistant and friend Susanna Sansone, Pierre Baltadano, and Andrew Garfield. So you can say we had our hands full. For Katy we had three changes: Arrival, Performance, and after party. Her arrival we did a Mermaid-esque gypsy look with a pink, sequined costume top and a tight green high wasted skirt by Elsie Katz paired with green, sequined shoes by Mui Mui. For Perez Hilton, we did a Harold Zedler ring master inspration. We filmed Perez's fitting for Myspace Fashion's The Fit so look out for that.
Katy 2nd look was an ice cream dress by Jeremy Scott. Pink shoes by converse.

Katy's 3rd and final look was a yellow music note dress by Jeremy Scott and black and white bleeding shoes by Sergio Rossi

I was a Giant tomato, was meant to be a cherry, looked more like an apple. Shoes by Supra... You're welcome!

LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE ANOTHER THESPIAN IN THE GROUP...

Just incase you missed Katy Perry's acting debut on the Young and The Restless. Oh I meant lesbian, BTW. He he. You're welcome!

EMMA WATSON BEWITCHES CHANEL...

What a smart little witch. Emma Watson just scored a $3 million dollar contract with Chanel, replacing Keira Knightley according to the British Daily Mail. I never really think of Emma Watson in fashion but then I saw how hot she looked in Burberry.

NICK JONAS HAS A CRUSH ON KATHERINE HEIGL...

I hear she's a bitch... Just saying Nick.

IS PEREZ HAVING A CHANGE OF HEART?...

OF COURSE this isn't the best picture she's ever taken...ass!. It's all about picking and choosing to support an argument and that is what he is doing with 'lil gurl. I'm not sure why Perez picks on Rumer Willis so much, but I hope he has had a change of heart about her. Rumer is beautiful and I love her fashions. I bumped into Rumer that night; she was at the opening of the Beckley Boutique in West Hollywood on Thursday. Amy Smart is really nice!

DRINKING FOR THE KIDS...

So Shannon Woodward and I hit up a P.S. Arts event on Thursday. P.S. Arts is a great charity that is restoring the arts to public education. I'm trying to help the kids one vodka-soda at a time. Ok, Ok, 2 or 3 at a time. Hey! Don't judge me! It's for the kids.

COVER STORY... CHARLIZE THERON

I'm so turned on by the cover of GQ UK with Charlize Theron. I have a Charlize story. When I was in film school a few years back I was eating at 101 Coffee Shop with a bunch of buddies from school discussing our next project. Then we noticed the waiters pushing all the tables together. First in walks an older woman that sat right across from us and then took notice of our small group and asked what we were doing. We said we were film students working on a film. She says, "My daughter was in a film that premiers tonight, we're all meeting here to eat". Few moments later, in walks Charlize Theron and her movie that premiered that night was Monster which she won an Oscar for. I peed my pants a little that night. A little was for her, a little for Stuart Townsend. Oops, too dirty?

COVER STORY ... ZOOEY DESCHANEL

Zooey Deschanel isn't my favorite actress so it always suprises me when I see her working as an actress. How does one go from TNT's Tin Man to starring in M.Night Shyamalan's The Happening. So I guess it is fitting to have Zooey on the cover of Lucky Magazine's July 2008 issue. Your welcome!

TOUCHE LILY ALLEN...PEREZ REBUTEL?

So if you don't know, Perez Hilton and Lily Allen are in a sort of internet blogging feud. Yes! Loves the pointless drama.

Perez Says:click here

Lilly Says:click here

Katy Says :click here

Markus Says:click here

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COVER STORY... ANGELINA JOLIE

Yesssss my favorite pair of lips is on the cover of Entertainment Weekly. The Lips hit newsstands Friday.

BROOKE SHIELDS ON THE VIEW

Brooke Shields tells the girls of The View how she walks on glass... Weird!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JONATHAN BENNETT

No mean girls allowed at this party. The Beautiful people made their way out to Cabo Cantina on sunset for actor Jonathan Bennett's birthday. It was like a Hollywood fiesta. With attendees such as Rumer Willis to big screen actors like Andrew Garfield who was getting kissy face with girlfriend Shannon Woodward. I hear Jonathan got a special birthday phone call from Josh Groban. You're welcome!

THATS NOT VERY NICE MARKY MARK!

Mark Wahlberg is being a total D-bag to the Beckhams. Rumor has it that it's because the couple denied a threesome with the ex- rapper. With good reason because I hear that Mr. Wahlberg is quite the man whore.

Mark tells the Daily Mail-“That fucker lives down the road from me, man! He has to go back to the UK, because he has the paparazzi all over my house. The two of them have paparazzi everywhere,” the douche continues on with, “I was in the UK for the last week and they don’t want him back there. They said, ‘Keep him over there!’”

COVER STORY... HEIDI KLUM

Check out the Super-faboulous Supermodel Supermom on the July 2008 issue of Redbook.